"Be friends with your sister!" they said. "She’s awesome and lives just across the hall!" they said. "She can help you with intimidating life developments because she’ll do everything 16 months before you!" they said. "She’ll love you unconditionally for your whole life!" they said. "It’ll be convenient to be emotionally attached to your family members!" they said. "It’ll be fun!" they said.

(Note: “they” = me age 1)