I got an electric razor today!
My beard has gotten very large and thick, and it’s scratchy when I’m trying to sleep. And since it’s so thick and wiry, it takes like half an hour of hacking through it with scissors to get it trimmed down enough to shave with a regular razor.
So, this is the last picture of my beard. Goodbye, beard! It’s been fun. Soon you will be short and manageable. Like me. Just ask my girlfriend.

I got an electric razor today!

My beard has gotten very large and thick, and it’s scratchy when I’m trying to sleep. And since it’s so thick and wiry, it takes like half an hour of hacking through it with scissors to get it trimmed down enough to shave with a regular razor.

So, this is the last picture of my beard. Goodbye, beard! It’s been fun. Soon you will be short and manageable. Like me. Just ask my girlfriend.